Women running their bath water
4 months of 2018 left & its been nothing but a razor scooter to the mf ankle, 2019 wya
Waiting for the perfect man
ldgaf what i allowed in the past, try me today
When you go to sleep to ignore your problems but you end up dreaming about them always
ldk who needs to hear this today but be strong Yes you'll miss him, yes you'll feel lonely, but you won't miss the stress and hurt he caused you.
Me and my dream husband, he has the best personality
Women like rough sex, not rough relationships you fucking assholes.
Woman who wanna steal another woman's man are WILD why y'all think a MAN is worth stealing? steal a cheesecake from whole foods do better for yourself
Dear future husband, Please understand I will not be an ex wife.. Only a widow
Girls are hard to satisfy? Seriously? A flower? A note? A cute caption on a picture? A car ride? a surprise? Ice creat? You're an asshole
Girls love tiny things. We find them cute & adorable. Except Dicks. No one likes tiny Dicks
Where's my oscar for acting like my life isn't falling apart
I suck at cuddling. 3 minutes in & im like...... "I got a question, &don't lie"